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R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

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niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

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indytaker:

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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pois0nsi0ux:


becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile
"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."

dilfgod:

I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have 

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